redemption

Today was the day Ashlynn's title as 'Babeasorus' was reclaimed.

 

That's right, this hott mama is back in business. Last weeks mishap at church {refer to previous post} was a mere thing of the past and now I'm skipping straight to my celestial marriage. Yup, it's going to happen. I was going to take a picture of how hott I looked today, but I'm not really the cocky type? I mean I'm beautiful, but I don't want to offend anyone? Can someone please tell me why I am so kind? please.

 

Church was splendid for two specific reasons. One, I recieved numerous double takes and two, they were serving fajitas as a splendid after-jesus-time snackaroo! If you want me to be frank, my double takes probably lost all their credibility after I downed a burrito in under a minute. It was so bad that the guy sitting next to me asked me if I was going to eat.

 

That awkward moment when you have to tell him that you ate it while he went to grab a napkin.

 

What can you do? I mean I guess you could lie and say "oh yeah. totally going to eat!" and head over for seconds. Honestly, that would've been a win-win situation if I thought of this earlier. I'm for sure going for this next time. I'll get skinny girl points and guiltless seconds. The price is right!

 

Okay I would be remiss if I didn't do a little shout out to my beloved Utes for playin' hecka good game last night and reppin' the red YET again. {55-10 win against the Cougs since the beginning of the rivalry. no biggs} But what a beautiful performance by my delicious looking black men that can play 15 minute halfs in an hour! Huzzah football!

 

But ultimately, it wasn't just us that thought we should win the Holy War.

 

 

Yup. I went there.