buttholes

You know, because I aint' yet one of those cute bloggers that got their hott hubs or adorbs little children to brag about, the only thing I really got is my friends and my dogs. So today I thought I would shed a little light on one of my new friends Chase.



His sassy face.
 

Okay well other than the fact than he is a sexy fella, he does this one thing I've noticed over the last month {yeah a month! Can you believe it? I've been doing my own hair & feeding myself for a WHOLE month}Anywhoo. Back to Chase. This kid is flippin' hillar. & let me tell you why.

He says butthole every 5 seconds.

 

I mean go ahead. Say it. BUTT-HOLE Did you say it out loud? You laughed didn't yea? Giggled maybe? Okay you at least smiled like you had a secret huh? Well, that's because you said butthole. hahahahha butthole. & lucky for me, I have a friend who says it religiously. There hasn't been one time that he said it & I didn't laugh. Let me give you a couple of typical scenarios when Chase finds butthole to be appropriate.

 

"HOLY BUTTHOLES"

 

"He is sucha butthole! Butthole..."

 

"buttholes..." {for when he is sad}

 

"I look like a butthole"

 

"YOU look like a butthole"

 

"It hurts like a freaking butthole!!"

 

"dude! ugh! buttholes!"

 

"this place reeks of butthole."

 

In this post, I've said butthole 16 times. and it has gotten funnier every time hasn't it? Well the I guess the point of this post is for me to encourage you to take advantage of the simple things in life and just laugh.

 

like buttholes.

 

 

have buttholistic weekend!