alive&living&surviving

Despite public belief, I am alive. I chose not to look at the date of my previous post because I knew if I knew, I would feel even more ashamed than I do now. I realized one thing late last night while watching The Avengers. That being if I want to get anywhere in life, I best be keeping this blog updated.

|Example A| After a long day of work, I run into an old pal on my stroll home. I get excited to see her and go in for the hug before she quickly pushes me away and says with the most ugly look on her face, "Hugs are for people who update their blog." and then proceeds to walk away.

|Example B| While at church, I tried to crack a funny with what I thought was yet another pal before she returned my joke with a fake laugh, stared straight into my eyes and said, "Funny. Now blog it." and WALKED AWAY.

|Example C| Just when I thought I may find safety in the workplace, I find out my boss discovers my blog and calls me into her office. I will not disclose the exact conversations that took place but you should know I was harassed and repeatably called "lazy" for my lack of interest in my own blog. Her parting words as I was leaving the office were "Get it together."

You people only love me for my blog.

Alas, I shall provide the American people with what they want.

After much thought on what today's post should be about, I wandered to the pictures on my desktop. After a solid hour, I couldn't help but create awful memes about myself. So, what I've done is complied pictures of my face over the last year and wrapped up how I feel about specific things. You might find that that these faces accurately portray how you feel and with that, I applaud you in your Ashlynn ways. With out further adieu, I give the many faces of Ashlynn McCarter and how she feels about...

Thank you.

Tune in next Saturday where we'll discuss why EVERYONE has nipples but only few produce milk.