Monday, March 25, 2013

Tori Here!

Hello to all of the coolest people out there (because if you are reading this blog...YOU are cool). My name is Victoria (Tori for short) and I am so stoked to be able to guest blog for the cutest Ashlynn, such an honor for sure! When she first asked me about this, it was an immediate, "Pssyeah!" Who wouldn't right? 
So to be totally original and unique, I have conjured up a list of 10 things about me! Hopefully interesting enough to keep you from snoozin! So without further adieu, let's do this!
1. I think we all can say that an english accent is the sexiest thing known to man. 2 words. Harry Styles. Judge me all you want, but that long brown curly hair and thick Brit accent gets me every time. Such a dream boat that one. 
2. I love me some Diet Coke! Recently I've been making myself take it easy though and I've been substituting with blue Powerade (does it actually have a specific name?) and boy oh boy, that might be my new substitute. One that doesn't turn my teeth yellow and make me break out might I add.
3. Oh me oh my how I love to travel the globe. My mom's side of the family are big travelers so it runs through my blood (can it do that?). I love being in new places and completely vulnerable to new cultures and trying new things. My most recent travels have been Florida and Guatemala and we're at Disneyland about 2 times every month, so I don't know if you can call that traveling. My Pai (grandpa) is from Jacksonville, FLA so we go as one huge Bethea (my moms side) gang and stay on the beach for 2 months. ALWAYS a good time. Pai also was on a legal mission (mission for LDS lawyers) for the church down in Guatemala and had me come down there once for my senior trip, and another time just because I'm his fave grandkid. Not really. 
4. No explanation needed. I crave the beach day in, and day out. I fully intend on moving to Newport, CA when the means are right. I love surfing, I am a total nut about it. I am constantly checking my tide app on my phone to check when the waves are at their best, even though I live no where near them...A girl can dream right?
5. That's my boy! My blonde haired, blue eyed boy. He is currently serving an LDS mission in Angola, Africa and is LOVING it. His year mark is on April 18th and I could not be more excited! I miss him to death, but am so proud of everything he is doing! He is the best thing that really has happened to me and my ooey gooey love just continues to pour out for him. He da best.
6. Oh man, stick me in a room with a baby, and I will be happy for the rest of the day. I cannot wait to be a mom and smooch on my own kids, but for now, I'll take my time smooching my cousins faces and babysitting whenever I can. Babies = my weakness. 
7. Every year my mom asks me, "what do you want for Christmas" and I always respond with the same answer..."a watch" I have 10 right now and it just keeps getting bigger and bigger. If I leave home without one, I am naked. No, I don't feel naked, I am naked. If that makes any sense? 
8. No stress is my motto. But it happens here and there every once in awhile. Especially whenever I start thinking about my future and how little money I save...oops. But overall I'm way easy going and just love life as hard as I can...I know...how hippie of me.
9. My top 3 song choices are; Edge of Seventeen by, Stevie Nicks. You Better Shape Up by, Sandy & Danny from Grease. And Ready to Run by, The Dixie Chicks. 
10. You know how everyone has their "thing"? Anchors are mine. I love everything nautical, but not to that cheesy point where I have fishnets hanging up in my house y'know? 
Well that is it for me! I hope I have followed all the "Guest Blog Rules" and did this right! 
Go on over to my blog if you're just beggin' for more! 
Have a fantabulous week!

Friday, March 8, 2013

airport dialogue

Currently I'm sitting in the airport and I thought I would just disclose some of my thoughts..

1) Hey dude exactly 7 seats away from me, I think you're WAY hott. And I really hope that you're Seat B so I can show you my list of reasons why we should get married.
"Our children would be beautiful" would be at the top of the list.

2) Girl in cosmic looking jacket that scooted closer to my man, back off. Yeah that's right, look over here so my jealousy can become apparent to you and your explosion of color jacket.

3) Oh wait she's got a ring. We good.

4) Hey chik wearing the pants that I have in my suitcase, I look better in them.

5) Oh my handlebar mustache. Yess please.

6) This carpet is perfect for walking on.

7) FRENCH REVOLUTION MUSTACHE! OMG THIS PLACE REEKS OF FABULOUS FACIAL HAIR!

8) Oh crap I just made eye contact with the hubs but I was yawning. I LOOK SO UGLY WHEN I YAWN. I look like I just stuffed a small infant down my throat.

9) She's is pregnant and so cute. That should be illegal. I'll go grab my sweatpants out of my suitcase for you to have. What color would you like hun?

10) Dude resting entire upper body on your beer belly, I wish I was you.

11) I'm craving a snickers that doesn't cost any money. Where can I find that airport person?

12) I sure hope none of these people are carrying a bomb.

13) BYU sweatshirt dude just entered the room. Party foul.

14) I wonder how many people I could convince that I'm made of plastic.

15) Ew whoever fluffed, I'm straight up calling the cops

16) I forgot to shave my legs this month

17) VELCRO SHOES! YOU OWN MY HEART!

18) Unless you're offering my a burrito, don't talk to em

19) OMG! JENESSA WOODS JUST WALKED IN! THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!

20) AND FOR HEAVENS SAKE CONTROL YOUR CHILD!