This is what I'm doing when I'm not trying to save the world with my abundant knowledge.
So, if you've been wondering where in the world this waldo has been, I've been passed out in the Marriott Library womb chairs. No shame. But I have a perfectly good reason to refrain from leaving the confines of warm places. Cause look at this bull crap draping my ecosystem!
Cuss words cuss words...IT'S SO FLIPPIN COLD! Like, right now I'm sitting on my bed and trying to figure out why every joint in my body is writhing in pain. And then it occurred to me...
MY BONES ARE PUNISHING ME FOR NOT GOING TO ASU!
Well, message received bones. I know freezing weather ain't your cup of tea, but Mormon's don't even freaking drink tea! So get over that!
Everyone here says that this has been one of the worst winters in decades! Which makes me think either
a) My arrival caused a disruption in the very geological make up of Salt Lake (sexy joke to myself)
or
b) The second coming is near.
All in favor of option A, please say "I".
eye.
